Photographer. (Pointing camera at X.) “Smile please.”
X. “Cheese.”
Photographer. “Good. Lovely. Er… Oh, wait a minute…” (Fumbles with camera.) “Funny. I could have sworn that button was the flash.”
X. “…Cheeeeeese…”
Photographer. “Can you move a little to the left.”
X. “Cheeeeeeeeeee… That enough? …..eeeeese.”
Photographer. (Scowls.) “Can’t you look a bit happier?”
X. “ChEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEse.”
Snap! The photographer takes the picture. Stares [...]