Many people complain that the iPhone doesn’t take very good photos in low light. I disagree. I do have to concede, however, that the iphone doesn’t take very good pictures in the dark. There’s a health club in the park land opposite my house. Once, I imagine, one of England’s Stately Homes, it has an [...]
Sorry, but it’s very nearly impossible to set up the iPhone 3G to take a bad photo by mis-setting the settings. There aren’t any. Controls for speed, aperture, focus and other doorways to photographic disaster are non-existent on the iPhone 3G. All you’ve got is a shutter button and that’s it. I did have a [...]
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I’ve always been fascinated by tiny cameras. In days of yore, when I was working as a travel copywriter for British Airways, I had a state-of-the-art Pentax SLR. Oh, but that camera was heavy! I took to lingering by the windows of photographic shops, ogling the exquisite miniature SLR that Pentax brought out shortly after [...]
Photographer. (Pointing camera at X.) “Smile please.” X. “Cheese.” Photographer. “Good. Lovely. Er… Oh, wait a minute…” (Fumbles with camera.) “Funny. I could have sworn that button was the flash.” X. “…Cheeeeeese…” Photographer. “Can you move a little to the left.” X. “Cheeeeeeeeeee… That enough? …..eeeeese.” Photographer. (Scowls.) “Can’t you look a bit happier?” X. [...]
Iphone or ipod. Oh dear. How do you choose which to use for doodling, drawing or painting? Both iPhone and Ipod Touch can give artists and simple scribblers a simply magical sketchbook. Both put artistic expression literally at your finger tips. Even when the Iphone App Store first opened its doors there were five or [...]

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