February 2016A lover...and his hemorrhoidsGiovanni Jocopo, who was better known as "Casanova," is considered to be one of the greatest lovers in history. His womanizing ways made it difficult for him to hold a steady job, as his penchant for engaging in torrid affairs typically resulted in him having to leave whatever post he held.In fact, one such romantic tryst ended in jail time for Casanova, and it's there that he was forced to face off against an opponent more vicious than any jealous husband could be.While in prison, Casanova acquired hemorrhoids.He is quoted in his memoirs, The Leads, as saying, "I was dying from the most intense pain I'd ever experienced. I was stricken with hemorrhoids and I haven't really been cured of them since. These less-than-cherished souvenirs, which flare up from time to time, bring back memories."In the 1700s, when Casanova was alive, there were few effective remedies for hemorrhoids, and those available offered little relief.Fortunately for the sufferers of today, I offer two methods for relieving hemorrhoids. Here's how I can help you, right now:Infrared CoagulationI use a high-intensity infrared light, similar to a laser, to reduce the blood flow and inflammation, addressing the problem at its source.CRH O' Regan MethodThis method allows me to apply gentle suction to the redundant tissue and easily place an elastic band to remove larger hemorrhoids.Both of these treatments take only a few seconds to do, and since they are performed in an area with no nerve endings, they can be administered right in the comfort of my office without anesthesia. There is virtually no pain, no prep needed, there are no major restrictions, and you don't have to take time off of work.As always, our consultations are free of charge and our procedures are covered by insurance. I've helped thousands of people find relief from hemorrhoids, and I can help you, too.Download the original Mimi newspaper article here.
