#DoubleFML presents Could you Beloved? Everyone’s a Wiener Written by: Darrell W. Butler
My friend Roxy had a BBQ last weekend, so she decided to invite her elderly neighbor “Grandpa Jack” to join us.
About an hour into the festivities, Jack innocently asked Roxy if she wanted him to “grab a few wieners and place them on her grill.”
Oh my. Well that escalated quickly!
Of course, everyone burst into laughter except for Jack who remained confused as the subsequent references to rubbed meat, hot sausage, round buns, ripe melons, warm cookies, juicy peaches and salty nuts flowed.
Thankfully eggplant wasn’t on the menu.
Ah, poor Grandpa. You know good and well what he meant though people!
How could you not? As a kid they’re probably all you ate! I’m sure you loved them dipped in ketchup, sliced into “beanie wienies” or served with a side of mac and cheese.
Wieners are classic Americana! They define this great nation just like baseball, apple pie, bald eagles and crippling student loan debt. USA! USA!!
You should bow down and respect the mighty wiener but instead, there you are, a giggling mess.
The wiener never changed though, you did!
Wieners don’t mean to offend, maybe they’re just misunderstood. As a Scorpio full of Jersey sarcasm, I can relate…
With that said, here are 9 other words that sound unintentionally dirty since your filthy minds tainted them. Ha, taint! …better make that 10.
1. Balls – sports equipment 2. Pussyfoot – to avoid a topic 3. Manhole – an opening in the pavement leading to a sewer 4. Kumquat – a citrus fruit 5. Fromunda – a type of cheese 6. Bungalow – a type of house 7. Rear-ended – an accident where a vehicle hits the one in front of it 8. Motorboat – a mode of water transportation 9. Moist – succulent and juicy Ah, that last one. Everybody hates it! What other words sound unintentionally dirty? Comment below!
You can also proudly show your wiener to the world with the Dancing Hot Dog tank top from Beloved Shirts featured in the cover photo!
You’re going to relish getting all the buns at your next BBQ. Order yours today!
Until next time my friends! May the Fork be With You…
-Darrell
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