_ It's that time of year again... time to dust off the ol' Christmas poem parody. This has been published every Christmas for about 30 years, in one form or another. This will be it's first time on the internet. Enjoy!"The Week Before Christmas..." T'was a week before Christmas, and all through the store There were bargains and savings and values galore. Our sign, "Mainly Seconds", connoted our name, But first quality items were sold just the same. Si [...]
